Orca Ears

Give it up for Orca Ears!

Would Make a Good Name for a Rock Band

As a foremost purveyor of Rock Band names, I assure you that I was not consulted on this article by that respected news source: The Onion. The media always gets things wrong. There still remain plenty of Rock Band names for years to come.

Electric Bombardment Treatment

Play that funky music Electric Bombardment Treatment

Apocalyptic Strangers

I think I saw Apocalyptic Strangers open for R.E.M.

Power Outage

The recent lack of activity was a result of a long power outage at AOENC headquarters. We are now back, and our powerful weapons of mass disruption are powering up to bring you more band names and robot hijinks.

Robot Armpit

Who would not go see the punk band Robot Armpit?

Sea Monkeys from the Future

I think I heard my dad talking about Sea Monkeys from the Future opening for Ziggy Stardust.