You want to come back to my place?

We can have a little lizard/pussy action.

What did you think I meant perv?

(Image from I Can Has Cheezburger)

Evil Pool Cleaners and Sentient Haircuts

I think I remember Evil Pool Cleaners and Sentient Haircuts touring with Hootie and the Blowfish.

Dribble Bib!

Everyone, give it up for Dribble Bib!

It's been a long week...

So, everyone -- Take Five



That is, Dave Brubeck's Take Five done Pakistani style. As a bonus, it is totally robot free -- although that drum guy might be a cyborg...

(Hat tip to Weird Universe)

Friday Iguana

Today's iguana comes courtesy of Nature Photo-CZ

Subterranean Sewer Mutant

I think I saw the Subterranean Sewer Mutants open for Doug and the Slugs.

Bionic Insect Cyborgs

Put your hands together for Bionic Insect Cyborgs

Dwayne's Wednesday Robot Romper Room

Ro-Man (Ro-Man Extension XJ-9): It is the evil alien robot from the film Robot Monster. Ro-Man's job is to prepare the earth for an alien invasion. He must observe those who survived the alien death ray. Fortunately for the human survivors, they have an attractive woman among their number. Also lucky for them, the alien robot, who looks like a gorilla in an antennaed diver's helmet, easily falls for the lovely earth women. The aliens are thwarted or was is just a dream?

(Image courtesy of BadMovies.org)

New Midget Scouts of the Air

I think I saw the New Midget Scouts of the Air open for Mini Kiss.

Bifocal Fish

It's another Phish tribute band. I give you Bifocal Fish

Dwayne's Rockin' 'n' Rollin' Robots

Here is Sir Elton John with I'm Your Robot.

Doodler’s Paradise

This is a bit of a departure for us at WMAGNFARB central. While Doodler’s Paradise would be a good band name, we feel it is probably more fit for a bluegrass band than a rock band. Discuss...

We know everyone was wondering...

Here is the answer to a very important question that has been around since 1969. Who was the first person to take a leak on the moon? Well, according to a Houston Press Blog, it was Buzz Aldrin.

(Via Gizmodo)

Exotic Isopod

There is nothing like rocking to Exotic Isopod!

Stanford is attempting to doom us all!

Who thought teaching a robot to sword fight was a good idea?



(Hat tip to io9)

Fighting Pigeon

Give it up for Fighting Pigeon!

Volcanic Plume from Space

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Volcanic Plume from Space!

Lab-grown Teeth

I think the band Lab-grown Teeth would put a smile on everyone's face.  (Ouch -- that's bad.)

Dwayne's Wednesday Robot Romper Room

K-9 (K-9 Mark I - IV): originally appeared on the obscure British science-fiction show Dr. Who. It has subsequently appeared on a few spin-off series including an show entitled K-9 and Company (oddly enough). Needless to say, K-9 is a robot dog. It happens to also shoot lasers out of his nose and has a computer memory bank for a brain. Good dog!

(Image courtesy of Wikipedia)

Guardian Bees

I can see the first album of the Guardian Bees being Roaming Elephants.

Perhaps this will become a meme...

George C. Scott reacts exactly how I do to Adam Sandler...



(Hat tip to The Nerdist)

Fistful of Fish

I think Fistful of Fish is a Phish tribute band...

Around the Campfire Comment of the Day.

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Godzilla-Maru Deep Sea Drill

Who wouldn't want to go see Godzilla-Maru Deep Sea Drill? They would rock!

Skull Cufflinks

I think I saw Skull Cufflinks open for The Scorpions back in the day.

Doomed Iberian Lynx

Give it up for Doomed Iberian Lynx

Friday Iguana

From a Boing Boing post entitled Delightful creatures of Costa Rica.

Mike the Headless Chicken

I think I saw Mike the Headless Chicken open for Toad the Wet Sprocket.

Ornamental Elephant

Automatic Cigarette Lighter would be a good debut album for Ornamental Elephant.

Dwayne's Wednesday Robot Romper Room

C-3PO (aka See-Threepio, Threepio, Golden-Rod): C-3PO is the protocol droid who found his start in George Lucas' 1977 film Star Wars. C-3PO is the companion to the squat astromech droid R2-D2 making them the cosmic Laurel and Hardy. As well as being a protocol droid, C-3PO is fluent "in over six million forms of communication", all of them boring. It is also against his programming to impersonate a deity.

(Image courtesy of Wikipedia)

Flame-Shooting Russian Duckmobile

While Flame-Shooting Russian Duckmobile would be a good name for a rock band, it is chock full of awsome.  So, it gets its own post.  Check out Jalopnik for details on this Russian beasty.

(Via Gizmodo)

Steampunk Musketeers

Didn't Steampunk Musketeers play at Woodstock?

Smokin' Robot!

In 1936, it wouldn't be considered a robot unless it smoked cigarettes I guess. More information at Modern Mechanix

Three Ton Wombat

I think I saw Three Ton Wombat open for A Flock of Seagulls.

Dwayne's Rockin' 'n' Rollin' Robots

In honor of the new album from They Might Be Giants (Join Us out on July 19th) DRRR brings you Robot Parade.

Technogenic Disasters

Give it up for Technogenic Disasters!

Retrofuturistic Monuments of the Eastern Bloc

Ladies and Gentlement, I give you Retrofuturistic Monuments of the Eastern Bloc!

Laser-cut Zoetropes

Let's hear it for Laser-cut Zoetropes!

Friday Iguana

This is a rare Fiji Island Banded Iguana.

(Photo courtesy of The Pacific Islander Blog)

Big Boom Disposal

You know with a name like Big Boom Disposal they'd blow the roof off!

Murderous Quadrotor

I think Murderous Quadrotor's first album Feel Better about the Apocalypse really rocked!

Dwayne's Wednesday Robot Romper Room

R2-D2 (aka Artoo, Artoo Deetoo): R2-D2 is an astromech droid and the constant companion to C-3PO found in George Lucas's Star Wars films. It all began a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (that being 1977 Hollywood) when Lucas released his first Star Wars film called of all things Star Wars, and then slightly later Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. Of course, Lucas uses the term "droid" to refer to all robots; however, droid is a shortened version of android, which is a robot that looks like a human, which C-3PO will if one enjoys enough drinks at the Mos Eisley Cantina. However, nothing short of a Jedi Mind-trick could make you believe R2-D2 looked human. I guess R2-D2 is technically a bulletdroid, but there is no such thing and Lucas is king and he gets what he wants, which is usually a lot of money.

(Image courtesy of Wikipedia)

Orca Ears

Give it up for Orca Ears!

Would Make a Good Name for a Rock Band

As a foremost purveyor of Rock Band names, I assure you that I was not consulted on this article by that respected news source: The Onion. The media always gets things wrong. There still remain plenty of Rock Band names for years to come.

Electric Bombardment Treatment

Play that funky music Electric Bombardment Treatment

Apocalyptic Strangers

I think I saw Apocalyptic Strangers open for R.E.M.

Power Outage

The recent lack of activity was a result of a long power outage at AOENC headquarters. We are now back, and our powerful weapons of mass disruption are powering up to bring you more band names and robot hijinks.

Robot Armpit

Who would not go see the punk band Robot Armpit?

Sea Monkeys from the Future

I think I heard my dad talking about Sea Monkeys from the Future opening for Ziggy Stardust.